Does Viagra only work when a man is sexually stimulated?

Viagra, the popular erectile dysfunction introduced into the market in 1998, is a drug that works only when a man is stimulated sexually, according to Pfizer, its maker. However, a man who decided to experiment with the drug in the most unsexy place anyone could probably think of, has a different view.

If this man’s experience is anything to go by, then Viagra will work even when a man is not stimulated sexually. According to the words of the man, “There was only one way of verifying the claim that VIAGRA only works when a man with erectile dysfunction is sexually excited.”

The man, while being honest about not taking the drug in the church, took the Viagra pill before church, since he already knew from what he had read in the official web site that the little blue pills work about one hour before sex.

With not the slightest idea of what was to happen, allied with the express warning of the priapic side effects of Viagra at the back of his mind, the man sat tensed at the back row with his wife, who was carrying their young son. But not without thinking out an escape route planned.

“If I had the slightest feeling of permanent penis damage coming on, at least I would want be able to pull someone to the side for some fast prayer, and probably the laying on of hands,” the man said, jokingly.

After the organ prelude was performed, the service soon got underway. With the digital camera on his Palm Pilot, the man quietly listened to the choir, while closely monitoring his lap for any popup ads.

By the time it was time for the children's sermon, the man had already had a partially inflated balloon animal on his hands.

Smiling, his wife asked him if he wanted to take their son down to the front of the sanctuary with the other kids. The man quickly replied, "Honey, that kind of thing is not encouraged here. This is a Protestant church, remember."

Following the children's sermon, his wife and son left for the children’s' room, and the man was left alone with his steadily rising turgid thoughts. To take his mind off the thoughts, he I flipped through the pew Bible to follow along with the Old Testament reading, and what page could he have opened but the extremely horny “Song of songs.”

Not being in the mood to read, but not able to look away, the man scanned down to the next passage.

“But the country’s 28th President, Woodrow Wilson, stirred in my man pants,” the man made light of the situation.

Trying to listen to the sermon, but not able to focus because the man’s head felt very hot, as if blood were flowing to his face.

The man’s situation wasn’t helped with the fact that the young woman sitting a few rows in front of him was wearing tight blue jeans. “Damn these modern churches with their liberal dress codes,” the man cursed.

Fortunately for the man, he had brought along his overcoat, which he placed strategically across his lap.

“Gosh, I didn’t realised how much standing one does in Church: Sit, stand. sit, stand. It was like a frigging aerobics routine,” the man said, with a smirk.

“Fortunately, there was a footnote at the church bulletin: "Those who are able, please stand."

Needless to say, the man didn't stand.

The man, in summarising his experience, thought Pfizer should update their claim about VIAGRA helping an impotent man get an erection only when he is sexually stimulated. They should include: Anything can get him sexually stimulated, including the Holy Word of God.